Much has been made of the heavy amounts of plastic surgery that Michael Jackson had done in his lifetime, and the consensus seems to be that - at least at first - MJ was trying (consciously or not) to remake himself to look more like Diana Ross. Yep, Ms. Ross was the Motown diva to make all of the fellas a little nutty; both Michael and Marvin Gaye were deeply influenced by her during the time they each spent around her...
Well, consensus be damned! I have found an alternate theory + I am gonna share it with you now:
Michael was going through all of his plastic surgeries to look more like...
MORBIUS, THE LIVING VAMPIRE!!!
(...and yes, I know that I am an asshole. Whatcha gonna do about it? Wanna fight? I'll meet you behind the gym after school!)
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Those cheekbones... that complexion... the freakily-upturned nose... the unhealthy pallor... the hunger for blood... That shit is so obvious now!!!
ReplyDeleteDidn't Mike even have a little goatee at one point? Or I may be imagining that... I truthfully didn't follow the guy that much, beyond wanting to make him stay away from kids. Speaking of kids, I wonder if the media will now hound "Blanket" and the other one from now on. It's vampires feeding on vampires...
ReplyDeleteOddly, I now have the urge to go listen to an old Dead Kennedys album now. Plastic Surgery Disasters....