Thanks to the internet, there's now a clip compilation of scenes from the fairly crappy 1981 horror-spoof Student Bodies, featuring The Stick - in his only known role - as former-teacher-turnd-brain-damaged school janitor + multiple-homicide suspect Malvert. Little is known about the actor known only as The Stick, but he's pretty darn memorable, even if the film isn't...
Quality comedic physicality + terribly-written dialogue! Watch it, damn you! Watch it right now!
And the film is filld with important knowledge, such as:
"Malvert sometimes pee red!"
"Malvert afford hookers!"
and the always-relevant