tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855076037924078503.post458393000160787083..comments2023-09-28T08:56:57.955-05:00Comments on The Mighty Blowhole: Spike TV vs. The History Channel...Igorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11857186835391466064noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855076037924078503.post-37418461761438666842009-05-24T01:00:55.194-05:002009-05-24T01:00:55.194-05:00Here's my guesses at outcomes:
# apache v. gladia...Here's my guesses at outcomes:<br /><br /># apache v. gladiator - gladiator, of course! They've got armor and weren't stuck in the stone age. That's like Guy With Hammer Vs. Cream Pie.<br /><br /><br /># viking v. samurai - I go with the Samurai, just because the swords are better and they had more armor, but the Vikings would have a size and manuverability advantage. It'd be a good fight.<br /><br /><br /># spartan v. ninja - Toe to toe, maybe the Spartan, but given a battlefield were the Ninja could do their ninja-thing, I'd go with the Ninja.<br /><br /><br /># pirate v. knight - Pirates had guns and cannons! Good night, knight!<br /><br /><br /># yakuza v. mafia - The mafia have more access to guns, but the Yakuza are more ruthless and not as soft-living. So I'd go with yakuza.<br /><br /><br /><br /># green beret v. spetznaz -- Pretty even matchup, but those Spetznaz guys are some hard motherfuckers. Still, I'm not gonna bet against the US o' A.<br /><br /><br /># shaolin monk v. maori warrior<br />(while I don't want to give away the outcomes of these pairings, c'mon... anybody seen a pile o'moobies about maori warriors? Anybody... ? Anybody out there been able to avoid ever seeing any shaolin kungfu flicks? ...Exactly.)<br /><br />******** I'm going with Shaolin. The Maori seem to mostly try to intimidate their enemies by sticking their tongues out and having a lot of tattoos. <br /><br />and airing the next coupla weeks:<br /># william wallace v. shaka zulu<br /><br />******** Shaka Zulu faired pretty well against an army with guns, so my money's on him.<br /><br /># the i.r.a. v. the taliban <br /><br />********** When it comes to religious types warring on each other, I hope for nothing but a long, protracted battle with no survivors. Catholic, Muslim, Baptist, kill each other!Zwolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02364540771153476179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7855076037924078503.post-83960539556415323702009-05-21T10:29:31.785-05:002009-05-21T10:29:31.785-05:00...but be sure to avoid the incredibly overcheesed......but be sure to avoid the incredibly overcheesed 1000 Ways to Die, which seems to've written to appeal to a really sloooooow test group...Igorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11857186835391466064noreply@blogger.com